2015 US Poosident Campaign - P2F
My Story
Campaign slogan “Dumbo - your richest & bestest leader”
Why donate? Read below -
The future US Poosident Dumbo Chump has 2 siblings. 3yo Pinot & 13yo Grenache, both ex-HKDR dogs. Dumbo loves Pinot and Grenache very much so he decided to run for President to help K9 Nation, and beat China again, again & again. If he becomes the Poosident, he’ll eliminate dog trade. He’ll solve lazy dogs’ unemployment problems too. He wants you! He is SMART and he’ll make billions and billions of dollars dealing with other nations’ leaders and greedy corporations. All money goes to HKDR cos he doesn’t need any. He is so filthy rich and therefore bribery or corruption will serve no purpose. Sponsor him. Show the nation that you aren’t as stupid as those running the office now. Plus, he won’t steal your lady cos he doesn’t need to. He has been with all the beautiful ones before you even know them. Your marriage will last forever because of him. On top of that, he hires local rather than importing low cost labor. While your helpers are from Asia, his helper is from Fran Sancisco. Dumbo Chump. Your richest and Bestest Leader! While Obama wants “CHANGE”, Dumbo Chump wants you to “Spare some CHANGE”.
Recent Donors
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Anonymous
Teachers always love and support their students. I am no exception.
HKD 250 11/14/2015 01:20:25 PM UTC
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Tracy Riccio
Good Luck at Poo to Fart!
HKD 100 11/13/2015 04:34:00 AM UTC
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Trammie
Support!!!
HKD 500 11/09/2015 05:02:00 PM UTC
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Anonymous
Dumbo Chump...Hong Kong Student Association supports you! Sure win!
HKD 500 11/08/2015 12:46:04 PM UTC
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Elaine
Support! Enjoy the walk.
HKD 1,000 11/07/2015 02:59:05 AM UTC
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Anonymous
HKD 500 11/04/2015 10:45:36 PM UTC
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Anonymous
HKD 500 11/04/2015 10:38:36 PM UTC
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Abby Lee
Petit Lou is totally so supporting his fellow Yorkie mate!! Go go go and make us proud!! xx
HKD 800 11/04/2015 04:55:01 PM UTC
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SoSo testing the system
How come there is only one donor, Dumbo? rOArrrrrrrr~~~~~
HKD 100 11/04/2015 04:03:48 PM UTC
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Wong sze ngai
Add oil semillon
HKD 500 10/27/2015 05:18:31 AM UTC